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...yesterday in the news....

  • A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.


    The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.


    A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says: Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.


    "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."


    Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?


    "A Harley Davidson."


    The journalist leaves.


    The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:




    DENTIST ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

  • Zitat

    Original von Harleygraf
    Btw:
    I'm an orthodontist......!:D :D ;)
    (took me 4 more years of studies)


    HG


    I´ve heared, for you it was hart to learn.............I suppose that was the reason........ 8) :D

    Ach wat, die paar Indianer....
    Gemeral Custer 1876

  • Zitat

    Original von Evoluzzer
    .........for 4 years more, buddy............ :rolleyes:;)


    :D :D :D
    Oh, I see....
    But it's the shortest way to get there.
    You have to study 4 additional years, no matter if it's easy or hard to learn! ;)

    NIVEAU SIEHT NUR VON UNTEN AUS WIE ARROGANZ.... (Klaus Kinski)

    Einmal editiert, zuletzt von Harleygraf ()

  • Zitat

    Original von Harleygraf


    :D :D :D
    Oh, I see....
    But it's the shortest way to get there.
    You have to study 4 additional years, no matter if it's easy or hard to learn! ;)


    I guess, that´s the difference between graduates and craftsmen.........craftsmen should care about the time.......... :D

    Ach wat, die paar Indianer....
    Gemeral Custer 1876

  • When I was younger, just a bad little kid
    My mama noticed funny things I did
    Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
    I'd poison guppies and when I was done
    I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
    That's when my mama said


    What did she say?


    She said, "My boy, I think someday
    You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay


    You'll be a dentist
    You have a talent for causing things pain
    Son, be a dentist
    People will pay you to be inhumane
    Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
    And teaching would suit you still less
    Son, be a dentist
    You'll be a success

    Sonntags zum Frühstück hau ich mir gerne mal eine Pfanne in die Eier....


    TLM-Team


  • :D :D :D
    Your mom was right...!

    NIVEAU SIEHT NUR VON UNTEN AUS WIE ARROGANZ.... (Klaus Kinski)