1)putting on leathers to go 5 miles to the "cool" burger place
2)putting on chaps during the summer,to go 5 miles to the "cool" burger
place
3)having your shirt match your jacket,which matches your chaps,that
matches your boots and gloves,then pull out a "H-D" cap when you take a
break from your 5 mile ride
4)acting like you're cool or tough because you can spend 20+K
5)...."factory custom"....
6)any man who wouldn't let his woman have a lesbian fling
7)any woman who would do that and not show me pics or tell the
story....in detail
8)middle-aged-professional-white-male walking around in a
'do-rag'....what the...?...he drove his BMW to the bar!
9)a closet of "live to ride" crap and about 37 miles on the bike...'scuse
me...the "Harley-Davidson" in the garage
10)calling a $60,000 custom bike a chopper,it probably isn't
11)my best friend always giving me shit about the 'Black Widows' in
"Every which way but loose"...them's ma' boys!
12)Marlon Brando in "The Wild One"
13)Lakers fans that have never lived in L.A.
14)most cops
15)bikes full of webbing.yes,it's fuckin' old already
16)people in CA wearing OCC because it's local
17)a 300 series tire on a bike dubbed "old-school"
18)the fucking term "old school...'ol skool" it has lost all meaning
19)chopper magazines that have a policy of no nude women
20)using hand signals when you have blinkers
21)blinkers
22)Discovery Channel's slow murder of the chopper
23)assemblers who think they are master builders
24)pot bellied strippers,do a fuckin' situp please
25)bikers + religion....please
26)dipshits...HOG rallies...stock bikes and attitudes!!!
27)all you queerbaits out there going out of your way to
look and act like a scumbag because it's "cool" WTF?
28)people who don't let you merge onto the freeway and
can't understand why bikers are such assholes
29)you motherfuckers and cunts that drive with a cell
phone in your ear.Come on,at 7am,who really wants to hear
your voice?If you are thinking to yourself "I'm very alert
when I talk on my cel while driving"...no you aren't.
You are simply less aware than you realize.fuck you.
30)flat black paint,red wheels,white walls. it didn't look
good then,it is shit now.Have some imagination please.
31)softtail bikes with seat springs.softtails already suck
,...........what a cool biker is born 