Im a modern day biker, got a scooter to prove it,
Got ink on my arm, took 5 minutes to choose it.
My putt shes a beauty 40 grand worth of chrome,
I didnt know now how to ride her, so I trailered her home.
I bought her on credit, accessories up the wazoo,
Bought some worn chaps and a leather jacket on HD credit too.
I got me some apes, about 3 feet tall
Theyre way over my head, cant reach them at all.
Big carb and big cam, big tire to boot,
But I pray she dont break cuz I cant fix my own scoot.
Couple falls, couple crashes another 5 grand in fixn
Now I got my permit just cant take my little vixen.
My ol lady shes a hottie, shell be 18 in June,
She loves all the chrome and now gives me the poon.
I wear a bandana, all folded and pressed,
No helmet for me, I ride to impress.
I got me an attitude, Im the baddest in town,
But I check it at the door when real patchers are around.
I bought a big knife but I leave it at home,
I wore it out once but got in the way of my phone.
I call my friends bro now, they got new scooters too
We think we need an oil changed, just no sure how to.
I watch Pauly and Cody and Vinny and Senior
But I love Mikey the most, hes the freaking ring leader.
And dont forget Jessie and his West Coast Choppers,
Building every bikers dream, 50 thousand dollar bar hoppers.
I wont ride to Sturgis, man thats way too far
Ill just load up the trailer and tow with the car.
Ill stay in a motel, five stars theres no doubt
One with great food and were credit has clout.
I will trailer near town then jump in with some scooters
1200 miles to drool at some girl with fake hooters.
I might get my ear pierced or another tattoo
Of skulls or of dagger or maybe F**k U
If the ol lady dont like it and thinks Im a dope
No problems here, itll wash off with soap
Sleep on the ground! Youre kidding me right?
Next thing youll want me to do is stay up n party all night.
Ill buy me a patch that says I RODE MINE THERE
Who the hells gonna know, its a lie but who cares.
Ride to live, live to ride, I got riden in my veins,
Except when its too hot or too cold or windy or it rains.
Yea, Im a modern day biker, you got something to say?
Send me an email, I'll answer it someday.